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Friday, September 18, 2009

HERE'S THE SKINNY


As a woman I don't mind seeing a man with bright colors in his gear. It's okay. But skinny jeans!!! SKINNY JEANS?!?!? This is bullshit! What the f*ck are you thinking? Why do I need to see the shape of your ass, thighs and calf's through your tight ass woman jeans?

Huh?

To make matters worst, you got the nerve to sag your pants. Hmmmm? Let's think about that: sagging tight ass skinny jeans? Hey, maybe you LIKE looking like an inmates bitch? That's not a good look for you outside of prison, homeboy.

And as far as you skinny jean wearing criminals---do not, I repeat DO NOT try to go out and commit any crimes because your dumb ass will get caught. You can't run from the jakes if you don't have any blood circulating through your legs!

I'm very open-minded, but this sh*t is ultra-feminine. I wear tight jeans.....but I'M A WOMAN! This sh*t is SUPPOSED to hug my ass.

FINAL ANALYSIS: Unless you're a gay man, it is unlawful to wear skinny jeans. Extra negative points for sagging, skinny jeans.

Some of you dudes disgust me.