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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Know Ur Kissing No's!!!



  • KNOW YOUR BREATH STATUS...IF YOUR NOT SURE CHEW ON A PIECE OF GUM OR SUCK ON A MINT!

  • KNOW YOUR SALIVA OUTPUT...FOLKS SHOULD NOT HAVE TO WIPE THEY CHIN OF YOUR SALIVA AFTERWARD!

  • KNOW YOUR BITE...DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT! CLAMP YOUR TEETH ON ANYONE'S LIPS, TEETH MARKS AFTERWARD SHOULD NOT BE PRESENT!

  • KNOW YOUR MOUTH...OPENING TOO WIDE CAUSES BOTH PARTIES TEETH TO CLICK. NOT OPENING YOUR MOUTH ENOUGH CAUSES FRUSTRATION!

  • KNOW YOUR LIPS...MOISTURIZE THEM SHITS! YOU CUT ME I WILL CUT YOU!

  • KNOW YOUR TONGUE...WIGGLING YOUR TONGUE LIKE A LIZARD IS NOT SEXY, YOUR TONGUE SHOULD NOT BE CLEANING MY TEETH.

  • KNOW YOUR PECKS...PECKING IN BETWEEN IS GOOD IT GIVES TIME TO CATCH A QUICK BREATH, TOO MUCH PECKING IS AGGRAVATING.

  • KNOW YOUR CARESS... DO NOT GO FOR THE BOOBS OR THE KITTY TOO SOON, GENTLY CARESS THE JAWBONE AND THE BACK OF THE NECK AND WORK YOUR WAY DOWN SLOWLY. LADIES IF YOUR FEELING GULLY MOVE HIS HANDS WHERE YOU WANT THEM OR JUST GO FOR THE D YOURSELF.

  • KNOW YOUR EAGERNESS...JUST DON'T BE EAGER! ITS NOT SEXY AND IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A LAME. CALM YOUR ASS DOWN.

  • KNOW YOUR SOUNDS...MOANING ALOT IS CREEPY.

STRAIT UP ALOT OF FOLKS LOVE KISSING AND IT GETS THE HORMONES RACING, FUCKIN UP KISSING IS LIKELY TO GET YOU NO WHERE FAST. IF YOUR NOT A KISSER OBVIOUSLY IM NOT TALKING TO YOU BUT LETS GET IT TOGETHER FOLKS TAKE A SURVEY, PRACTICE, CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICIZM IS A GREAT START. MUUUUAH!!!

Kissing...



The first kiss slowly moistened the lips

The second banished all my loneliness

The third expelled doubt from my mind

The forth brought forth light perspiration

The fifth cleansed every atom of my being

The sixth has made me ache for more

The seventh ... ahhhh....the seventh caused light breezes to float through my soul.