Know Ur Kissing No's!!!

• KNOW YOUR BREATH STATUS...IF YOUR NOT SURE CHEW ON A PIECE OF GUM OR SUCK ON A MINT!

• KNOW YOUR SALIVA OUTPUT...FOLKS SHOULD NOT HAVE TO WIPE THEY CHIN OF YOUR SALIVA AFTERWARD!

• KNOW YOUR BITE...DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT! CLAMP YOUR TEETH ON ANYONE'S LIPS, TEETH MARKS AFTERWARD SHOULD NOT BE PRESENT!

• KNOW YOUR MOUTH...OPENING TOO WIDE CAUSES BOTH PARTIES TEETH TO CLICK. NOT OPENING YOUR MOUTH ENOUGH CAUSES FRUSTRATION!

• KNOW YOUR LIPS...MOISTURIZE THEM SHITS! YOU CUT ME I WILL CUT YOU!

• KNOW YOUR TONGUE...WIGGLING YOUR TONGUE LIKE A LIZARD IS NOT SEXY, YOUR TONGUE SHOULD NOT BE CLEANING MY TEETH.

• KNOW YOUR PECKS...PECKING IN BETWEEN IS GOOD IT GIVES TIME TO CATCH A QUICK BREATH, TOO MUCH PECKING IS AGGRAVATING.

• KNOW YOUR CARESS... DO NOT GO FOR THE BOOBS OR THE KITTY TOO SOON, GENTLY CARESS THE JAWBONE AND THE BACK OF THE NECK AND WORK YOUR WAY DOWN SLOWLY. LADIES IF YOUR FEELING GULLY MOVE HIS HANDS WHERE YOU WANT THEM OR JUST GO FOR THE D YOURSELF.
  

• KNOW YOUR EAGERNESS...JUST DON'T BE EAGER! ITS NOT SEXY AND IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A LAME. CALM YOUR ASS DOWN.

• KNOW YOUR SOUNDS...MOANING ALOT IS CREEPY.

STRAIT UP ALOT OF FOLKS LOVE KISSING AND IT GETS THE HORMONES RACING, FUCKIN UP KISSING IS LIKELY TO GET YOU NO WHERE FAST. IF YOUR NOT A KISSER OBVIOUSLY IM NOT TALKING TO YOU BUT LETS GET IT TOGETHER FOLKS TAKE A SURVEY, PRACTICE, CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICIZM IS A GREAT START. MUUUUAH!!!

Kissing...

The first kiss slowly moistened the lips

The second banished all my loneliness

The third expelled doubt from my mind

The forth brought forth light perspiration

The fifth cleansed every atom of my being

The sixth has made me ache for more

The seventh ... ahhhh....the seventh caused light breezes to float through my soul.

Mix Tape of the Week

Statik Selektah f. Bahamadia - Do What I Believe | Free Rap Music, Listen To New Rap Songs | HipHopDX

What can i say about this joint? Statik Selektah on the beat.. FIYAH! Smooth head noddin' tempo/cuttin' is pricise. Bahamadia's lyrics..DOPE! "Do what i believe, Let the world catch on" Thats powerful right there. Peep it and support!

MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'...

This is for all my thick chics out there. I am a average sized woman just like all my friends and associates, we are the everyday sized females..we have meat on our bones. We have creases and stretch marks and curves...thats reality! Some men are disillusioned by these so called size zero models, singers and actresses. BIG UPS! to the men who love to sit down to a hearty meal and skip the low calorie appetizers!!!

P.S.
Yandy.com has a great selection of sexy gear for us thick chics...check'em out!

Beat Tape of the Week

The Nonce - Mix Tapes (1995) | STR8HIPHOP.COM

Classic West Coast hip hop right here! Members of the group were Nouka Basetype (a.k.a. Sach) and Yusef "Afloat" Muhammad (R.I.P.) Oddly enough the name Nonce is a word used to meet a need that is not expected to recur...hmmm. Yet this is "Beat Tape of the Week" worthy folks. Classic boom clack, clack beat....simple rhyme although ILL! Mix Tapes is still on heavy rotation in my car. You never heard of them?..well get ya learn on mane. Enjoy!

TRIBUTE (ATCQ)

Due to the imeem/myspace merge this dope playlist has been compromised!!!

Can You Tell Me How To Get?

Due to the imeem/myspace merge this dope playlist has been compromised!!!

I was born in 1975...this record, yes i said record (wax) came out in 1978 and yes! these were some of my childhood jams lol. In honor of Sesame Street's 40th Anniversary i give you Sesame Street Fever! (Sesame Street Fever song is unavailable to post up...sorry but i have added a goody)

1. "Sesame Street Fever" by Robin Gibb, The Count, Big Bird, Ernie, Cookie Monster
2. "Doin' The Pigeon" - Bert & The Girls
   
3. "Rubber Duckie" - Ernie & His Rubber Duckie
4. "Trash" - Robin Gibb
5. "C Is For Cookie" - Cookie Monster
6. "Has Anybody Seen My Dog?" - Marty & Grover

Sesame Street Fever

Beat Tape of the Week

Download Jay Electronica Exhibit Radio Rip mp

I have decided to share one fly joint a week, so to kick off this excitement i bring you "Exhibit C". Let me compose myself real quick --- aiight DO NOT SLEEP on Jay Elecrtonica yo! This is one of the illest joints i have heard this year! Just Blaze did the damn thang on the production **smh**

"They call me Jay Electronica
Fuck That.
Call me Jay ElecHannukah
Jay ElecYarmulke
Jay ElectRamadaan Muhammad Asalaamica RasoulAllah Supana Watallah through your
monitor" - Exhibit C

Go head and bussa nut to that shit! Wooooooooooo!

RECYCLING...

There comes a time in everyone's life when you think of the people in your life and say to yourself "why in the hell do i even bother?" Well its recycling time for the Mayaneye. Been through the cell and deleted a few numbers - hit up my Facebook and deleted a few names - i need to delete my Myspace/Twitter all together - i have a few folks i want to see in person to tell them how i really feel...its all too much. I need simplicity and only my ride or die typa homies in my life. If i tell you that you are my friend or even if i have stated that i love you please trust and believe that its from the heart. I don't deal with females who bring the soap opera shit into my life and i damn sure won't deal with bitchassness (thanx Puff) from a so called man. So again its recycling time - time to get rid of the old shit and recycle it into some healthy compost to be used to nurture worthy relationships. Don't get me wrong i also have taken a long look in the mirror and have a few apologies to make to some dope individuals i have been iggin (not on purpose). If your reading this and your one of the people i have decided to recycle...keep ya head up and i hope the best for you and yours. Peace.

SYKE!!!...LMAO!!!

Ok so this lady in Ohio was being driven around in a limousine and went to Burlington Coat Factory telling people that she won the lottery and would pay for everyone's stuff ($500.00 each) so folks started calling friends and family - everyone is shopping and happy! So when the store employees realized she was not gonna pay they announced it and the customers started a riot inside the store demanding that they still get the stuff for free! People stole shit (which the police still dont know who did lol) and fights broke out, not to mention there was at least a good thousand folks outside tryna get in **smh** so when the limo driver realized he wasnt getting paid his $900.00 he turned her in so now she is in jail LMAO!!! Yo get that lady some help or give her give show lol...call that shit SYKE!