2009 MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!!

This was made in 2008 but I didn't see this film until 2009 so this is why "Taken" is by far my pick for 2009 Movie of the Year!!! If you have not seen this, BUY IT!!!

P.ure M.ocha S.atisfaction

I know around the time I expect my "Aunt Flow" to visit I start craving chocolate. Why? Well it does provide a natural mood booster and endorphins. Most chics I know have the same symptom as I cept I don't have the bitchness. Not to mention that oddly enough during this time is when I am at my sexual peek!!! Sucks but it is what it is. Anywho, i digress.

This chocolate craving I have might be that I just like the way chocolate feels in my mouth, and the sweet cocoa taste. I say that because its not like I just want any chocolate (Twix,Snickers etc.). I just want a plain bar of smooth chocolate, sometimes with almonds.

Ummmm the picture above..wtf? I didn't even know that mess existed lol...i'll stick to my Hershey Bars (3 for $1 at Dollar Tree).

Awesome!?

This is some bullshit!!! Thanx myspace & imeem for merging and messing up my blog and my afternoons at work cuz now I don't have my playlists! Who's awesome?? Your awesome!!! Fuck heads.

Beat Tape of the Week

FRANK NITTY – L.O.V.E. [FEAT DJ QUIK & J BLACK]

This is what happens when West Coast meets East Coast...CLASSIC SHIT! Frank Nitty (Frank n Dank)feat. J Black on the vocals and DJ Quik on the production have merged to bring us this lovely masterpiece. I bring you L-O, L-O, L-O, L-O, L-O-V-E!!!

T.M.I.

I have been accused of delivering way too much information in my conversations. Well...i am very inappropriate by nature. I speak my mind and offer no apologies when it comes to myself and what i do or do not do in my life, now if i offend anyone i will from time to time eat my words but for the most part i'm just being me. I'd like to think that I help this world of ours go round and round. I'm no stick in the mud and offer the spice some may need in their lives. As I have always said "Closed mouths don't get fed" so wear sweats when you converse with me cuz imma keep feedin' you AND FEEDIN' YOU!!! **in my Meth voice** haha!

Mick Boogie x Terry Urban - La Da Soul: 20 Years Of De La Soul Mixtape

For your listening pleasure........

Download SOUL The Mixtape zip

1. Intro: Senor Kaos, Von Pea and Homeboy Sandman (produced by Dave West)

2. Me Myself and I: Kardinal Offishall (produced by Diabolic)

3. Pease Porridge: Phife Dawg (produced by Dj Rasta Root)

4. Breakdawn: Tanya Morgan (produced by 6th Sense)

5. Oooh: Fly Union (produced by Fly Union)

6. Baby Phat: Skillz & Colin Monroe (produced by nVMe)

7. Stakes Is High part 1: U-N-I (produced by 6th Sense)

8. Say No Go: Chaundon, Esso + The Kickdrums (produced by The Kickdrums)

9. Rock Co Kane Flow: Shawn Christopher & Pheo (produced by Garbs)

10. Ego Trippin: Asheru (produced by The Els)

11 Ooodles of O’s: Camp Lo (produced by Apple Juice Kid)

12. Sunshine: Christian Rich + Curtains (produced by Christian Rich)

13. Plug Tunin’: Tabi Bonney + Stalley (produced by Judah)

14. Hey Love: Chip Tha Ripper (produced by Remot)

15. The Bizness: Big Pooh, Butta Verses, and 6th Sense (produced by 6th Sense)

16. I Am I Be: 6th Sense (produced by Hasan Insane)

17. Eye Know: Daytona & Mike Maven (produced by 6th Sense)

18. Saturdays: Niko Villamor, Brittany Street & Kidd Neer (produced by SMKA)

19. Watch Out: J.Sands (produced by J. Rawls)

20. Stakes Is High part 2: Talib Kweli (produced by eJones)

Beat Tape of the Week

Download Wanna Rock mp3

Its the Snoop D-O Double G up in this biaaatch...hey i love a good party jam..Snoop got it going on again with this hit, makes me wanna get my groove on. DJs bumpin' this jawn in the club are sure to get the ladies off the walls and on the dance floor. Sure its not mad lyrical and the beat is elementary but aren't most party cuts? Stop whinin' and ENJOY!

I WANNA BE DOWN...

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Know Ur Kissing No's!!!

• KNOW YOUR BREATH STATUS...IF YOUR NOT SURE CHEW ON A PIECE OF GUM OR SUCK ON A MINT!

• KNOW YOUR SALIVA OUTPUT...FOLKS SHOULD NOT HAVE TO WIPE THEY CHIN OF YOUR SALIVA AFTERWARD!

• KNOW YOUR BITE...DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT! CLAMP YOUR TEETH ON ANYONE'S LIPS, TEETH MARKS AFTERWARD SHOULD NOT BE PRESENT!

• KNOW YOUR MOUTH...OPENING TOO WIDE CAUSES BOTH PARTIES TEETH TO CLICK. NOT OPENING YOUR MOUTH ENOUGH CAUSES FRUSTRATION!

• KNOW YOUR LIPS...MOISTURIZE THEM SHITS! YOU CUT ME I WILL CUT YOU!

• KNOW YOUR TONGUE...WIGGLING YOUR TONGUE LIKE A LIZARD IS NOT SEXY, YOUR TONGUE SHOULD NOT BE CLEANING MY TEETH.

• KNOW YOUR PECKS...PECKING IN BETWEEN IS GOOD IT GIVES TIME TO CATCH A QUICK BREATH, TOO MUCH PECKING IS AGGRAVATING.

• KNOW YOUR CARESS... DO NOT GO FOR THE BOOBS OR THE KITTY TOO SOON, GENTLY CARESS THE JAWBONE AND THE BACK OF THE NECK AND WORK YOUR WAY DOWN SLOWLY. LADIES IF YOUR FEELING GULLY MOVE HIS HANDS WHERE YOU WANT THEM OR JUST GO FOR THE D YOURSELF.
  

• KNOW YOUR EAGERNESS...JUST DON'T BE EAGER! ITS NOT SEXY AND IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A LAME. CALM YOUR ASS DOWN.

• KNOW YOUR SOUNDS...MOANING ALOT IS CREEPY.

STRAIT UP ALOT OF FOLKS LOVE KISSING AND IT GETS THE HORMONES RACING, FUCKIN UP KISSING IS LIKELY TO GET YOU NO WHERE FAST. IF YOUR NOT A KISSER OBVIOUSLY IM NOT TALKING TO YOU BUT LETS GET IT TOGETHER FOLKS TAKE A SURVEY, PRACTICE, CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICIZM IS A GREAT START. MUUUUAH!!!

Kissing...

The first kiss slowly moistened the lips

The second banished all my loneliness

The third expelled doubt from my mind

The forth brought forth light perspiration

The fifth cleansed every atom of my being

The sixth has made me ache for more

The seventh ... ahhhh....the seventh caused light breezes to float through my soul.